the talking dog...

A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front

of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the

backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador

retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?" the man asked.

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk

when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so

I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me

jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies

and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be

eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for

eight years running. "But the jetting around really tired me

out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to

settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some

undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and

listening in. "I uncovered some incredible dealings and was

awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of

puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what

he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you

selling him so cheap?"



"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."


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