Musings of Exas...

Saturday, October 29, 2005

THE DONKEY

This story really rocks! check it out!!

A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way, (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go, is to say "Hallelujah!". The only way to make the donkey stop, is to say "Amen!".
The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions.

Hallelujah!", shouted the man. The donkey began to trot. "Amen!", shouted the man. The donkey stopped immediately.

"This is great!", said the man. With a "Hallelujah," he rode off very proud of his new purchase. The man traveled for a long time through some mountains.

Soon he was heading towards a cliff. He could not remember the word to make the donkey stop.

"Stop," said the man. "Halt!", he cried. The donkey just kept going. "Oh, no... 'Bible!... Church!... Please Stop!!" shouted the man. The donkey just began to trot faster.

He was getting closer and closer to the edge of the cliff.

Finally, in desperation, the man said a prayer...

"Please, dear Lord. Please make this donkey stop before I go off the edge of this mountain, In Jesus' name, AMEN."

The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the cliff.

"HALLELUJAH!", shouted the man.




"HALLEJUAH"- used to express praise or joy


"AMEN"- used at the end of prayer

-
Barry Pemberton

6 Comments:

  • hahahaha lol funny :P

    By Blogger Michelle, at 12:36 AM  

  • mwahahahahahahaaaa!

    u get some good stuff yeah!!

    rock onn!!!

    By Blogger Łóòň Ġãĺ, at 3:21 PM  

  • Hi
    Dropped by to say...
    " Happy & Prosperous Diwali & Eid Mubarak"
    Have fun..keep faith

    By Blogger Prakash, at 2:14 AM  

  • lolzzzzzzzzzz

    Too cool dear

    U share some really nice meaningful stuff...

    good going

    take care
    Cheers

    By Blogger PuNeEt, at 7:53 AM  

  • your jokes and stories are well worth the read man... good work! good place you have here!!!

    By Blogger Rahul, at 5:40 PM  

  • hey guys these are all not my stories but these ones inspired me.....

    By Blogger exasparater, at 8:55 AM  

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